Ae gente...vejam se vc são obsecados por blink182 e quem estiver disposto a traduzir e nos mandar por favor =)

You know you're obsessed with Blink182 when...

  1. You blink one hundred and eighty-two times a minute.
  2. You've been to more than one Blink182 concert.
  3. You get pissed when someone spells "dammit" like "damn it".
  4. You spell out "Blink" in your Alphabets cereal and then openly complain about how useless your breakfast is because it hasn't got any numbers in it.
  5. You want 182 as your sports jersey number.
  6. You remind people to blink.
  7. You own a Blink182 t-shirt.
  8. You wear it everyday (I wouldn't reccomend this...)
  9. You own seven Blink182 t-shirts so you can wear one everyday and still be socially acceptable.
  10. You refer to your girlfriend/boyfriend as a windmill.
  11. If you see a girl with green eyes and long blond hair, you just assume she isn't wearing any underwear.
  12. You try to burn Blink182 logos into the backsides of bulls.
  13. You eat lots of M+M's.
  14. You get the Blink Pill tattooed on your back.
  15. You have an odd obsession with Alice in Wonderland :)
  16. You feel the need to swat flys.
  17. You have too much fun sketching the Crappy Punk Rock Bunny.
  18. You own more then two Blink182 CD's.
  19. You actually buy Blink182 tapes.
  20. You have no musical talent and yet you constantly try to play Blink182 tabs on various instruments.
  21. You feel really unloved on your 23rd birthday.
  22. You wear cologne on Fridays by habit.
  23. You skip class to watch the girls play soccer.
  24. You glue Blink182 Logos to your friend's lockers at school.
  25. You're angry when you find out somebody ripped them off.
  26. If you know someone named Scott, you constantly ask them in a concerned tone "What happened?"
  27. You e-mail me and ask "What happened?" :)
  28. You have no clue what A.D.D. is.
  29. You're generally just sick of not having a clue.
  30. You name your goldfish "Blinky".
  31. You don't really care if some Blink182 fans are "Fake", you're just happy the band is getting the attention they deserve.
  32. You know all the band member's full names.
  33. If you're a girl you tell everybody Tom is yours, back off.
  34. You want to know who Josie is.
  35. You trace the cord back to the wall and find out it was never plugged in at all.
  36. You write Blink182 on your arm during class.
  37. You then write Blink182 on other people's arms.
  38. You look up sodomy in the dictionary (trust me, please do not do this...)
  39. You go ahead and do it anyways.
  40. You buy a box of sidewalk chalk and promote you know who all over your driveway.
  41. You then proceed to do so on other people's driveways.
  42. You know Blink182 song lyrics to the point where it seems really strange that you can remember so much.
  43. You know the Blink Nurse's name (it's Janine and she's a porn star...)
  44. You take Blink Pills for headaches.
  45. You know what "WMAA" stands for.
  46. You feel that prehaps you should be attracted to horses (Whoa, check out the saddle on that Clidsdale... *whistles*)
  47. You whistle "All The Small Things" when you're having a good day.
  48. You always ask to be carried home.
  49. You're careful at partys.
  50. You're favorite band starts with a "B" and ends with a "2" (and don't give me any of that B52's @$!&?)
  51. When you're listening to Blink182 on your headphones and someone asks "What are you listening to?" you reply "Blink182" and not just Blink or B182 because you feel it's important to be "Blinkriotic" :)
  52. You feel like you've been kicked in the stomach when you hear someone say "Blink182" and "Sucks" in the same sentence.
  53. You decide that person's days are numbered *evil grin*
  54. You vomit if you find a scratch on one of your Blink182 CD's.
  55. You then go to a psychologist for much needed help.
  56. You don't give a damn if Enema of the State is more "Emo" then the past albums, it's all Blink182 for Blinks sake.
  57. Every cloud is in her way...
  58. You feel that even when all is said and done, it's okay to just want more.
  59. You tap people on the back in HMV and point out where they can find the Blink182 section, but only after you've checked there's nothing there you don't already have :)
  60. You create your own Blink182 board game out of stuff you find around your house.
  61. You absolutely have to listen to atleast one Blink182 song per day.
  62. You follow girls home... hey, good idea :)
  63. You like Lemmings and would have one as a pet if only you had a clue where to get one.
  64. You're scared of frieght trains, especially if they're coming from the right side.
  65. You have this annoying habit of showing up at 3:00AM.
  66. You're actually getting these jokes.
  67. You dream about Star Wars characters.
  68. You've had a bad experience with a car door... ouchers...
  69. You laugh at bands you hate.
  70. You grin and tell people your clothes are in the dryer.
  71. You feel sorry for Mark Eaton... whoever he is.
  72. You've seen more naked rear ends in your life then any kid on your block (this is not something to be extremely proud of...)
  73. You've seen all the Blink182 videos.
  74. You actually know if Mark was "involved" with the girl in the Dammit video (he wasn't, she was a hired actress... although he did give her his number... she never called).
  75. You write fan mail to Blink182.
  76. You get a custom lisence plate inscribed "Blink" for your car.
  77. A tank of gas is a treasure to you.
  78. You comment on the rate of people's blinking.
  79. You know all the words to track nine on Enema of the State.
  80. You have a Blink182 poster on your wall... even if it portrays the guys in their boxers.
  81. When you shave you often pause and tell yourself you are the bomb (this can include girls too I guess, but you might just want to play with your curler set since your credit cards are paying the funds...)
  82. You get a kick out of making prank calls from a pay phone.
  83. You took the seat off your own bike because the way that it felt.
  84. You buy movie soundtracks just because they have Blink182 songs on them.
  85. Toast and bananas is your favorite snack.
  86. You turn to page 182 in your math textbook and write "Blink" beside the number.
  87. You try to write, carve or paint "Blink182" on to everything you see.
  88. You devote a webpage to Blink182.
  89. You found this page and are now reading this.
  90. You actually read this far :)
  91. You bake cookies in the shape of Blink Pills.
  92. You buy Blink182 CD's for everyone you know at Christmas... including your grandmother.
  93. You make your dog listen to Blink182.
  94. You don't get annoyed at the amount of times you have to read "Blink182" on this page, infact you like it :)
  95. You have this conspiracy theory that Mariah Carey stole the movie theatre idea for her "Heartbreaker" video from Blink182's Dammit video and she will pay dearly..... *disturbing glare*
  96. You see a guy in the tech hall with a Blink182 t-shirt and have the nerve to go right up to him and ask him where he got it.
  97. You buy a cat and call it Cheshire.
  98. You make Cheshire listen to Blink182.
  99. You ask your friend to write Blink182 on the back of your neck in perminent marker.
  100. When someone says they fell out of their bed last night you tell them seriously "You should have stayed there, you're better off sleeping on the floor".
  101. When you're good friend gets dumped you give them a big hug and a tape with Dammit on it.
  102. You like wearing Hurley, Hook-Ups and other Blink182 endorsed clothing brands.
  103. You've dyed your hair before.
  104. You worship Buddha.
  105. You worship Blink182.
  106. You look in the wrong windows.
  107. If you hear a boring story you still act enthused.
  108. You waste your time thinking about a girl.
  109. You can establish an instant bond with other obsessed Blink182 fans like yourself.
  110. You don't want to talk to someone who has never even heard of Blink182.
  111. Instead, you strap a set of head phones on them, and make them listen to lots of Blink182.
  112. You plan to pitch up a tent outside HMV when the next Blink182 CD comes out so you can be the first to get your hands on it.
  113. You kiss your Blink182 CD's goodnight and tuck them into their CD book sleeves and even read them a bed time story.
  114. If it ever happens that you drop one, you call 911.
  115. Your friends can tell how your feeling just by observeing how fast you're blinking.
  116. You get picked up in a truck at 11:30 and go to the party.
  117. You want to meet the band members parents.
  118. You buy those really expensive foreign Blink182 singles.
  119. You don't think twice before asking the HMV employee if they have the Blink182 Dick Lips single available.
  120. You read Shakespeare and constantly wonder when this Rebbeca person is gonna give Julliet the boot.
  121. You ask people if your breath smells (just carry gum, okay?)
  122. You go to a Chinese resturant and ask for Ben Wah Balls.
  123. You always wonder if you're wasteing your time.
  124. Although you find things amuseing, they're slightly confusing.
  125. You can only blame fate.
  126. You're scared to drive people home because of what they might say.
  127. You have a Blink182 scrap book.
  128. You know growing up isn't easy.
  129. Your mom used to read you stories (as if your dreams were boring)
  130. You have a neighbour named Bob who you try to avoid for obvious reasons *shudders*
  131. You wish your friends were 21.
  132. You never want to act your age.
  133. You love her little motions, that girl with her pig tails, what a nice creation, she's worth another night in jail.
  134. You leave your closet door open all night.
  135. Your job sucks and you know it.
  136. You dress up as Tom, Mark, Scott or Travis for Halloween.
  137. Blink182 splitting up would cause you mental stress.
  138. Infact, the very thought makes you nauseous.
  139. You could never make a tape for someone without putting a Blink182 song on it.
  140. When you go to a fair, you run straight to the carosel.
  141. You wrecked him.
  142. You're immature by habit, but people like it :)
  143. You know this guy, you could call him a whore, but just look at where he stands, he's the one who scores (personally, people like that make me sick, don't be jealous of them)
  144. You write something like this and don't run out of ideas :)
  145. You like having Blink182 trivia wars in chatrooms.
  146. You always win.
  147. You prefer M+M's over smarties.
  148. If you know someone who is good at football, you call them Touchdown Boy.
  149. You never get headaches from listening to Blink182.
  150. You still laugh at the opening to Ben Wah Balls.
  151. You call people and leave Blink182 songs on their answering machines and know you don't have to tell them it was you.
  152. You don't go home for Christmas.
  153. You develop an immature sense of humour.
  154. You call people and tell them you're not wearing any pants.
  155. You expect people named Josie to laugh at your dumb jokes and look really hurt when they don't.
  156. The thought of someone crying themselves to sleep on rubber sheets drives you to hysterics.
  157. You have a Blink182 shrine in your backyard.
  158. You feel that your obsession with Blink182 bothers your friends but you just shrug it off cuz you know they'll never understand :)
  159. You wish Blink182 had a female band member.
  160. If you can't listen to Blink182 loud, then you don't listen to them at all... out of respect ofcourse.
  161. You can compare many day to day situations to Blink182 songs.
  162. In church you pray for Blink182's well being.
  163. Your favorite number is 182.
  164. You don't have to take it unless it's from a doberman pincher.
  165. You're smart enough not to drink cuz you know it's more fun to watch other people make an ass of themselves *has a fond memory*
  166. Doors are always hitting you in the rear end.
  167. You do really weird stuff in movie theatres.
  168. You consider Blink182 to be a lifestyle.
  169. Blink182 gets you through this semi-charmed kinda life... oops, wrong band :)
  170. You call your local radio station and yell "Blink me!"
  171. You stop to think at wishing wells.
  172. You don't want to be the odd man out.
  173. You want to get away for a while.
  174. You just want to be alone with her smile.
  175. You risk sounding rude.
  176. You wonder how little you can give and still have him/her believe you care (this also makes you a manipulative whore by the way)
  177. You want to know who Wendy is and how "clear" comes into it.
  178. You pretend you're a football announcer and talk to your friend about what's going on and they get weirded out :)
  179. You always make weird faces when people take pictures of you.
  180. You don't lend your Blink182 CD's to anyone.
  181. You have a pet named Sally.
  182. Haha, look at the number :)
  183. Your dad gives you all of his advice.
  184. You take off your shoes and walk down the street.
  185. You own a Dude Ranch... and make out with the horses.
  186. You make out with telescopes and eat flowers.
  187. When people say "Later on", which they often do, you instinctivly blurt out "on the drive home" and they eye you curiously.
  188. You glare right back with a vacant look.
  189. You have to know who Peggy Sue is.
  190. Your friend tells you that you're obsessed with Blink182.
  191. You tell them you were aware of that :)